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Thread: Rarity - a non-posthumous Darwin Award winner.

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    Rarity - a non-posthumous Darwin Award winner.

    Of necessity, almost all Darwin Awards are usually awarded posthumously because death is the typical cause for elimination from the gene pool. There are the rare situations where the individual (almost always male) manages that task while surviving the incident. "The Gun Named Lorena" is one.

    (27 Nov 2018, Arizona) The Buckeye Police Department reports that a man accidentally shot his own sausage while shopping in the meat aisle at Walmart. Arizona law does not require a permit (nor a holster for that matter) to carry a firearm, so our hero felt free to carry his piece "commando-style" (unholstered) beneath his waistband. When the unholstered gun drifted down into his jeans, he reached in and pulled the trigger while repositioning his weapon. This loose cannon's low hanging fruit didn’t have a chance. Firearm supporters can add this event to the arsenal of ammunition against gun control. Guns really do make a difference.
    “Maybe you shouldn't dress like that.”

    “This is a blouse and skirt. I don't know what you're talking about.”

    “You shouldn't wear that body.”

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    I saw a dealio of a girl taking a selfie and falling off a cliff trying to get a good picture. I am amazed at how many people are so distracted or self absorbed that they actually kill themselves.


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