Three women, two younger, one senior citizen, were sitting naked in a sauna.
Suddenly there was a beeping sound. One of the young women pressed her forearm and the beep stopped.

The others looked at her questioningly.
"that was my pager,"
she said.
"i have a microchip under the skin of my arm."

a few minutes later, a phone rang. The second young woman lifted her palm to her ear and started talking softly.

When she finished, she explained:
"that was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand."

the older woman felt very low-tech. Not to be out done, she decided she had to do something just as impressive. She stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom.

She returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from her rear end.

The others raised their eyebrows and stared at her.

The older woman finally said.........."well, will you look at that......i'm getting a fax!!" :d