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  1. #391
    In South Los Angeles, a 4 plex was destroyed by a fire.
    A Nigerian family of six con artists lived on the first floor, and
    all six died in the fire.
    An Islamic group of seven welfare cheats, all illegally in the
    country from Kenya, lived on the second floor, and they, too, all
    perished in the fire.
    6 LA, Hispanic, Gang Banger, ex-cons, lived on the 3rd floor and
    they too, died.
    A lone, white couple lived on the top floor. The couple survived the
    Jesse Jackson, John Burris, and Al Sharpton were furious. They flew
    into LA and met with the fire chief on camera. They loudly demanded to
    know why the Blacks, Muslims and Hispanics all died in the fire and
    only the white couple lived.
    The fire chief said, "They were at work."
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    The Italian Man


    On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it.

    Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. 'I'm too young to die', she wails. Then she yells, 'Well,

    if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?

    For a moment there is silence... Everyone has forgotten their own peril. They all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane. Then an Italian man stands up in the rear of the plane. He is handsome, tall, well built, with dark brown hair and blue eyes. He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt, one button at a time.....

    No one moves .... he removes his shirt... muscles ripple across his chest .
    ....she gasps... and he says.....

    Here - 'Iron this, and get me something to eat....'
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  3. #393
    Yo mama’s so stupid…

    She stared at a cup of orange juice for 12 hours because it said “concentrate.”

    don't take it seriously!

  4. #394
    If you like Yo mama jokes check full list of them

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    How many programmers does it takes to change a light bulb?

    It's impossible, that's a hardware problem.

  6. #396
    Employer: "Where were you yesterday?"
    Employee: "I was ill."
    "Really? I saw you riding a bike."
    "Oh, I went to call a doctor."

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