Branson Pickup Line

[JLB]

A distinguished older gentleman sat down next to an attrractive older lady in a Branson bar.

"Tell me," he says, "Do I come here often?"

[stevio99]

"Why yes, and meet me in the back room." (The back room ends up being an owner's update)

[jopshare]

I'd hate to think what you might find in any back room in Branson...

[M. Henley]

Mildly amusing. You have been hanging out with the OF Herd?

[JLB]

Wow!

Slow response.

Must be my dialup.

[M. Henley]

Dial up in the Ozarks. Shades of 1950.

[JLB]

A distinguished older gentleman sat down next to an attrractive older lady in a Branson bar.

"Tell me," he says, "Do I come here often?"

Assuming that opening line went well, the next thing would be to compliment the lady. "Nice tooth," should do the trick.

[easyrider]

Assuming that opening line went well, the next thing would be to compliment the lady. "Nice tooth," should do the trick.

lol...