cow ant & old fart
The Cow, The Ant, and an Old Fart
A cow, an ant and an old fart are debating on who is the
greatest of the three of them.
The cow said, "I give 20 quarts of milk every day and that's
why I am the greatest!"
The ant said, "I work day and night, summer and winter, I can
carry 52 times my own weight, and that's why I am the
Why are you scrolling down? It's your turn to say something!
Definately caught me off guard on that one. With a pending birthday coming up, I ALMOST have to believe that!