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    A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping compartment on a trans-continental train.

    Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and soon fell asleep, him in the upper bunk and she in the lower.

    Around 1am the man leaned down and gently and woke the woman, saying "I'm sorry to bother you, but would you reach into the cupboard and pass me another blanket as I'm cold".

    "I have a better idea" she replied "just for tonight, let's pretend we are married".

    "Wow! That's a great idea" he exclaimed.

    "Good" she replied "get your own f***ing blanket".

    After a moment of silence..... he laid back..... and farted.
    “Maybe you shouldn't dress like that.”

    “This is a blouse and skirt. I don't know what you're talking about.”

    “You shouldn't wear that body.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by T. R. Oglodyte View Post
    A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping compartment on a trans-continental train.

    Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and soon fell asleep, him in the upper bunk and she in the lower.

    Around 1am the man leaned down and gently and woke the woman, saying "I'm sorry to bother you, but would you reach into the cupboard and pass me another blanket as I'm cold".

    "I have a better idea" she replied "just for tonight, let's pretend we are married".

    "Wow! That's a great idea" he exclaimed.

    "Good" she replied "get your own f***ing blanket".

    After a moment of silence..... he laid back..... and farted.
    I and the wife loved it
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    [decided to remove. I knew I had seen it before.]
    Last edited by T. R. Oglodyte; 08-29-2017 at 09:17 PM.
    “Maybe you shouldn't dress like that.”

    “This is a blouse and skirt. I don't know what you're talking about.”

    “You shouldn't wear that body.”

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    A patrolman was making his evening rounds in this small town. As he was checking a used car lot, he came upon two little old ladies sitting in a used car.

    He stopped and asked them why they were sitting there in the car. Were they trying to steal it?

    “Heavens no, we bought it,” replied one lady.

    “Then why don’t you drive it away?”

    “We can’t drive.”

    “Then why did you buy it?”

    “We were told that if we bought a used car here, we’d get screwed… we’re just waiting.”
    “Maybe you shouldn't dress like that.”

    “This is a blouse and skirt. I don't know what you're talking about.”

    “You shouldn't wear that body.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by T. R. Oglodyte View Post
    “We were told that if we bought a used car here, we’d get screwed… we’re just waiting.”
    OMG I nearly died laughing
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