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    A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping compartment on a trans-continental train.

    Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and soon fell asleep, him in the upper bunk and she in the lower.

    Around 1am the man leaned down and gently and woke the woman, saying "I'm sorry to bother you, but would you reach into the cupboard and pass me another blanket as I'm cold".

    "I have a better idea" she replied "just for tonight, let's pretend we are married".

    "Wow! That's a great idea" he exclaimed.

    "Good" she replied "get your own f***ing blanket".

    After a moment of silence..... he laid back..... and farted.
    “Maybe you shouldn't dress like that.”

    “This is a blouse and skirt. I don't know what you're talking about.”

    “You shouldn't wear that body.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by T. R. Oglodyte View Post
    A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping compartment on a trans-continental train.

    Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and soon fell asleep, him in the upper bunk and she in the lower.

    Around 1am the man leaned down and gently and woke the woman, saying "I'm sorry to bother you, but would you reach into the cupboard and pass me another blanket as I'm cold".

    "I have a better idea" she replied "just for tonight, let's pretend we are married".

    "Wow! That's a great idea" he exclaimed.

    "Good" she replied "get your own f***ing blanket".

    After a moment of silence..... he laid back..... and farted.
    I and the wife loved it
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    [decided to remove. I knew I had seen it before.]
    Last edited by T. R. Oglodyte; 08-29-2017 at 08:17 PM.
    “Maybe you shouldn't dress like that.”

    “This is a blouse and skirt. I don't know what you're talking about.”

    “You shouldn't wear that body.”

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