Golf balls
An avid golfer entered the bus with both of his front pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to a beautiful JoCo blonde.
The puzzled blonde kept glancing at him and his bulging pockets.
Eventually, after enduring many such glances from her, he informed her,
"It's golf balls."
Nevertheless, the blonde continued to look at him for a very long time, deeply thinking about what he had said.
After several minutes, and no longer able to contain her curiosity, she asked,
"Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?"
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A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.
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