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How the fight started
When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace
> expensive....so, I took her to a gas station..... and then the fight
> started....
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> After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social
> Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license
> to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my
> wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have
> to go home and come back later. The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'.
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> So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said, 'That
> silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my
> Social Security application.
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> When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the
> Social Security office. She said, 'You should have dropped your pants.
> You might have gotten disability, too'
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> And then the fight started.....
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> My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I
> kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a
> nearby table.
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> My wife asked,' Do you know her?' 'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old
> girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up
> those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.' 'My
> God!' says my wife, 'Who would think a person could go on celebrating
> that long?'
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> And then the fight started.....
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> I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road
> and slowly the other driver got out of his car.
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> You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things
> just seem funny?
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> Yeah, well I couldn't believe it.... he was a DWARF!!!
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> He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I AM NOT
> HAPPY!!!'
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> So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you?'
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> And that's how the fight started.....
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Yeah, well I couldn't believe it.... he was a DWARF!!!
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> He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I AM NOT
> HAPPY!!!'
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> So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you?'
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> And that's how the fight started.....
OK Frank this one got me giggling and I needed that.
Wondering if anyone but me can name all seven dwarfs....
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11-17-2008, 07:09 PM
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Wondering if anyone but me can name all seven dwarfs....
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I know then cause my wife has PJ's that I bought her from the Disney store that have them all listed. 
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11-17-2008, 07:17 PM
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Yeah, well I couldn't believe it.... he was a DWARF!!!
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> He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I AM NOT
> HAPPY!!!'
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> So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you?'
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> And that's how the fight started.....
OK Frank this one got me giggling and I needed that.
Wondering if anyone but me can name all seven dwarfs....
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When I was in college we got into a discussion about that over dinner with friends one evening. Despite everyone's insistence otherwise, Barbara remained quite sure that there was no dwarf named "Easy".
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A fun game is to decide on your friends' "dwarf names." I have a kid who's Whiny and a friend who's Zolofty. 
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A fun game is to decide on your friends' "dwarf names." I have a kid who's Whiny and a friend who's Zolofty. |
Wouldn't Winey work for Frank now??
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Wouldn't Winey work for Frank now??
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I dunno, depends on whether he's tapped into his vast reservoir.... 
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I dunno, depends on whether he's tapped into his vast reservoir.... |
I might have to soon I have not bought a bottle in a while, Trying to make room for when the deals come in.
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Go ahead, Winey. 
I dunno, it's not working for me. What would be a good name for Frank? Smokey? 
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A fun game is to decide on your friends' "dwarf names." I have a kid who's Whiny and a friend who's Zolofty. |
I think we have the same kids/friends...
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