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Old 07-21-2008, 11:52 AM
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Is this funny?

Jerry and I are having a disagreement. I love groaners, he hates them. You tell ME. Is this funny?

Ham, eggs, and toast walk into a diner. The waitress looks up and says, "Sorry, we don't serve breakfast."
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Old 07-21-2008, 12:24 PM
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Old 07-21-2008, 01:03 PM
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Old 07-21-2008, 01:15 PM
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I think it is cute not peeing in my pants funny but cute enough to tell it to my nephew.
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Old 07-21-2008, 01:33 PM
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I agree with Frank. Cute, a 3/4 smile but not a laugh
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Old 07-21-2008, 02:18 PM
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Cute. I'm going to post it on my cousin's grandson's Caring Bridge site.
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Old 07-21-2008, 02:53 PM
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Very similar in punnyness to:
A string walks into a bar and ask the waiter for a beer. The waiter says, "I am sorry but we can't serve strings here."The string goes home, ties himself in a knot, and messes up his hair. He goes back to the bar about an hour later, sits down and says, "Waiter, give me a beer." The waiter says,"Hey aren't you the string who came in here earlier."The string replies, "No, I'm a fraid knot."
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Old 07-21-2008, 03:20 PM
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A related - and supposedly true - story that I think is hysterical:

Vic Power was a major league baseball player in the 1950s and early 1960s. Though Power was Puerto Rican, he was very dark-skinned and regarded as a black ballplayer through his career.

During his time in the minor leagues in the Jim Crow south, he and some teammates went into a restaurant to eat. The waitress looked at him and said, "Sorry. We don't serve #$%^$$### here."

Power looked at the waitress and replied, "That's not a problem. We don't plan to order any."
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Old 07-21-2008, 03:44 PM
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Fern,
Sorry but the 2 other jokes drew a bigger grin.

None were exactly laugh out loud funny.
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