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03-20-2008, 02:39 PM
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Open Playgirl Casting Call to Eliot Spitzer
Open Playgirl Casting Call to Eliot Spitzer
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Dear Eliot,
It’s not fair. We’ve been watching you; and we’ve seen how you’ve been crucified by the mass media, conservatives, and Republicans. We’ve stood by as your call-girl was offered $1 million by Hustler to show the world what she’s already been showing the world for a whole lot less.
We think you’ve had a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad week. But we’ve been thinking.
Your political career is sadly over; and you owe a lot of money to a lot of people. Hell, you may land in jail before too long. So consider this letter a brief note of urgency.
How about making some loot back, by showing us what you saved for such a select few? How about strutting your sexuality, and defending your right to get down for the magazine and Playgirl.com? Couldn’t you use a little rent money right about now? Seriously—get in touch with us. We’re ready to make you a very attractive offer. Someone get Spitzer on the line: Playgirl needs him naked, now.
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03-20-2008, 02:42 PM
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That cover of New York magazine cracked me up when I saw it - very out of character for them.
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03-20-2008, 02:46 PM
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You know since his carrer is over maybe he should pose for playgirl  Not sure how the sales will be. 
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03-20-2008, 04:59 PM
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I figure if he had to pay for it then I don't need to see it.
BWAAAAAHAAAAHAAAA. 
The darker side of humor strikes again.
Thanks for the chuckle from Grand Cayman BWI. 
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