View Full Version : Wine is good for you better than water!

01-12-2008, 01:14 PM
You may have seen this once before but it is making it's rounds again so I thought I would post it.

Wine Lovers

To my friends and family who enjoy a glass of wine... and those who don't. As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces.

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine, beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a filtering process and then fermenting.

Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink
water and be full of shit. There is no need to thank me for this valuable
information. I'm doing it as a public service.

01-12-2008, 01:17 PM
:D :banana: :D

01-12-2008, 05:09 PM

01-12-2008, 06:58 PM
Frank I am with you all the way. :grin:

01-12-2008, 07:35 PM
Ok now there is one less bottle of wine left in the world.:banana:

01-12-2008, 07:43 PM
And I had to read this when I was sitting here with a glass of water :eek:
I'm going to get a glass of wine!


01-12-2008, 10:17 PM
If I drink a bottle and a half of wine I dont feel too good the next day. IF I drink that much water I feel good.

But Ruffino Chianti sure tastes better than
Di Hydrogen Monoxide. H20.

01-13-2008, 10:28 AM
After last nights birthday party, there is 12 less bottle. I think we managed to take some of the so-so wine of the market, and reduce the number of good wines from my cellar. I feel pretty good this morning, but then, I know my limits.

01-13-2008, 11:56 PM
It seems no matter how much wine I consume, I'm still full of it. :biggrin:

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