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CarolF
02-28-2013, 05:43 AM
Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you suffer from shyness? Do you
sometimes wish you were more assertive?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist
about Cabernet Sauvignon.

Cabernet Sauvignon is the safe, natural way to feel better and more
confident about yourself and your actions. It can help ease you out of your
shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just
about anything.

You will notice the benefits of Cabernet Sauvignon almost immediately and,
with a regimen of regular doses, you can overcome any obstacles that prevent
you from living the life you want to live.

Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will discover
many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living.

Cabernet Sauvignon may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or
nursing should not use it. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or
becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.

Side effects may include: dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, loss
of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity,
delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and
a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or
Dare, and Naked Twister.

WARNINGS:
* The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may make you think you are
whispering when you are not.
* The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may cause you to tell your friends
over and over again that you love them.
* The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may cause you to think you can sing.
* The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may create the illusion that you are
tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

Please feel free to share this important information with as many as you
feel may benefit!

Now. just imagine what you could achieve with a good Shiraz.

wackymother
02-28-2013, 09:41 AM
This is a good one! Very funny, thanks for posting.

bigfrank
02-28-2013, 10:08 AM
I am going to swicth from my current Merlot to the Cab just to see if it may help better than the Merlot. I sometimes feel that the Merlot can be a bit to light at times,
:wino:

chriskre
02-28-2013, 11:28 AM
I love Shiraz. :biggrin:

easyrider
02-28-2013, 12:31 PM
Cheers !!

Glitter Brunello
02-28-2013, 01:29 PM
Our house table red is Menage a Trois....


It's a blend of three grapes :D

http://www.wine.com/V6/Menage-a-Trois-Red-Blend-2010/wine/113181/detail.aspx?state=NY

Luanne
05-02-2013, 05:18 PM
Our house table red is Menage a Trois....


It's a blend of three grapes :D

http://www.wine.com/V6/Menage-a-Trois-Red-Blend-2010/wine/113181/detail.aspx?state=NY

And available at Costco. :-)

eal
05-02-2013, 09:08 PM
Hilarious! Thanks for posting

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