I'm in the process of corresponding (using a fake name and unidentified email) with a gentleman who wants to buy my timeshare...the Kansas one on the beach that is still close to skiing.
He is ok with the price of $55,000 and his business associates will be sending me a certified check for $128,000.
I just know all sorts of terrible things are going to happen as I try to cash the check and send him the balance. I am already quite sad that he will not be enjoying sitting under the palm trees on the Kansas beach.