Speaking of attornies, when I was at Moo U, it was generally assumed that that is what I would be, but I didn't take that route.
My dad was a successful and respected businessman who dealt with attornies all his adult life. At the end he was in need of one, and I was the son to bring one to him. One of the last things Dad said to me was, "You can have too many of them." He had that smartass smile and quip I seem to have inherited.
Last week it was six years since he left . . . but, sure enough, the attornies are still at it, the latest now in the process of being hired.
I've always wanted a personal family attorney. Just a decent, straight-forward, honest, reliable person you could count on when you needed them, someone you could call and say, "Take care of this," and not have to worry about it further.
I've had occasion to deal with several attornies the past five years and have not run into one like that yet.